July 2024 – Microwaves Are Scarier Than You Think

by Erik Soderborg |
August 15, 2024
It is July, and what a month we have ahead of us.

There is a lot of emotional charge around many of the topics we cover.
If you are new here, you probably came from YouTube, which means you probably know about our road trip across the U.S.

We embark on the road trip here in July, the month where we celebrate the adoption of the Declaration of Independence.
I don’t express a lot of opinions politically in general, but I did want all of you to know how fortunate I feel to live here in the United States.

I know the system isn’t perfect.
I know there are opportunities to make things more effective, or efficient, or equitable.
And I love the idea that in America, we as people can pursue our ideas of how to accomplish those goals.

I’ve been fortunate to live in other countries and visit other countries.
That in no way qualifies me to make political statements, so I won’t, but traveling abroad has made me appreciate what we have here at home.

I cannot wait to travel the country this summer to see many new areas and visit all 48 lower states (and Washington D.C.).
You’ve heard enough about that from me already, so this newsletter won’t be about that trip, because you can see everything involved with that here on our family travel channel:
Sodas on the Road

The Agenda

  1. Roth Conversions – What are they? How to do them.
  2. Medicare by State
  3. Book Recommendation – A 2nd Chance
  4. Words of Wisdom – Getting Help
Roth Conversions

If you’ve seen any of our videos with Zacc Call, you know he does an excellent job explaining some pretty complicated topics.
He’s explained why someone would choose a Roth vs Traditional account in the all-time most-viewed video on our channel (over 1 Million views!).

He’s explained the Tax Torpedo that causes those taking Social Security benefits to experience unforeseen tax liability.

And he’s taken the time to discuss several other important financial topics.
He thought our Roth series was done, but we had one more step…

How to do a Roth Conversion

A good part of our audience has the Do It Yourself (DIY) mindset, so I interviewed Zacc to better understand how to do a Roth conversion if I wanted to do it myself.
I hope you enjoy, because there is a lot of excellent direction packed into that interview.

Medicare by State

As I have been planning the Medicare videos in each state, it has been interesting to compare plans one after another in several different states at the same time.
I knew the differences were dramatic, especially in certain parts of the country, but just going from one state to another, looking for similar points across each of the states brought it all to a new light.

So much of your Medicare decisions boil down to where you live.
I know I’ve said it a lot, and I even have a video about it, but I wanted to tell you something that I hope doesn’t come back to haunt me.

Everyone in this newsletter is a planner. A thinker. Someone who takes the time to educate himself or herself.
Most of us met through YouTube, where you watched a video on how some aspect of Medicare works.

There are general principles that are the same, regardless of where you are, but when you get down to the real heart of the Medicare decisions each person has to make, we have got to focus in on where you live.

We have people who are passionate about Supplement plans, which is great.
We have people who are passionate about Advantage plans, which is also great.

The variability of these across the country is staggering.
There are areas where I would never consider the Advantage plan options.
There are areas where I would never be able to ignore the Advantage plan options.

The same goes for supplement plans.

I guess the reason I hope this doesn’t come back to bite me is because my advice to you is to watch all the content you want (especially from our channel 😊), but don’t make a Medicare decision exclusively from one of our videos, or anyone else’s video, without making sure you are looking at what’s available to you in your area, not national averages.

There are people who can help with this at no cost to you, or you can use Medicare.gov if you’d like to do it all yourself.

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Book Recommendation

I’m a sucker for a good time travel novel.
This one definitely had a unique twist to it all.

What really got me (and this doesn’t give anything away) was the lead character’s daughter died when she was a teenager.
He was given the chance to go back to when he last saw her, and try to prevent the accident.

I like the way the author approached time travel, because it wasn’t really time travel, as much as memory travel.

Now, as far as I am aware, we don’t get an opportunity like that.
Mary Oliver’s poem, The Summer Day, ends with:
“Doesn’t everything die at last, and too soon?
Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?”

This book really made me appreciate this quote, and this life we get to have.

Please give it a read.

Get it here

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Words of Wisdom

All good and bad things seem to happen in threes.
Allow me to prove this to you with our household appliances.

One day, our dryer mysteriously went out.
It would turn on.
It would spin.
It wouldn’t heat up.

Then, a day later, our dishwasher just stopped working.
It turned on.
It made noise.
It didn’t actually wash any dishes.

And so far, if you’re thinking, “Erik, I already know what’s probably wrong with both of those. It’s an easy fix.”
You vastly overestimate my ability to fix things.
I tried to fix both, and it did not go well, but this story isn’t about those two… it’s about the third…

Consistent with the law of threes, our microwave quit working that same week.
It turned on.
It spun around.
Then it started making weird noises and popping, so we stopped it out of fear that our house would blow up.
Oh, and the food was still cold.

Now, to show you how I’m the least handyman man out there, check this out.

As a YouTuber, I naturally turned to YouTube to figure out how to remove a microwave.
Not even FIX the microwave… just remove it from above the stove.

It took me, I dunno… conservatively?
43 minutes to:

  • Skim through the video.
  • Start in on the project.
  • Realize I had the wrong screwdriver.
  • Try 4-5 different screwdriver heads before finding the right size.
  • Learn how absurdly long the bolts are that hold microwaves in place.
  • Learn how unscrewing those same absurdly long bolts by hand takes forever and hurts my hand, wrist, forearm, and upper arm.
  • Grab the drill, only to realize it was even more awkward because the cubby above the microwave didn’t fit both my lanky arms and the drill very well.
  • Unscrew the 2nd absurdly long bolt by hand, all while holding this what-felt-like-400-pound microwave with the other hand so it didn’t fall, all of THIS while balancing like a gymnast on the kitchen chair.
  • Nearly throwing out my back trying to take the microwave off the wall and put it in the garage.

THEN…

I go to Home Depot to get a new microwave, thinking, “Caitlin’s going to be so proud of me breaking and fixing the microwave all in one day.”
Only to learn that you can’t just buy microwaves and take them home the same day.

The waiting period is longer than the one to buy a firearm.

*Side note*
There’s not REALLY a waiting period for microwaves.
While they can be super dangerous to take down – and only the most clever and strong humans can do that all by themselves in less than 45 minutes – Home Depot isn’t trying to make me reconsider my emotional microwave purchase to make sure I know what I’m doing… which I don’t.

More of a stocking issue, I guess.

*Back to the story*

So, I had to wait a week for them to deliver the shiny new microwave.

The gal at Home Depot asked if I wanted to install it myself, or have them install it for $150.

I confidently said, “Oh… I got this.”

As she was ringing me up to pay, I replayed the last hour of my life as I tried taking the microwave down.
See, what makes us humans a unique species is that we can plan ahead.
We can actually envision the future.

I took advantage of this evolutionary superpower to see what my future installation experience would look like.
Installing tends to be more difficult than un-installing… in my experience.

If you’ve seen Avengers: Infinity War, I basically did the same thing Doctor Strange did with the Time Stone when he sees all 14,000,605 possible outcomes in a matter of seconds.

Every outcome was equally terrifying.

They all ended with some variation of me getting hurt, Caitlin leaving me for a better man, and my kids losing their childhood belief that their dad is the strongest, smartest man in their lives – way earlier than they should.

The check out lady asked if I was okay and if I was ready to pay.

I calmly turned to her and said, “You know what… let’s have you install it… I’m SUPER busy the day it’s being delivered so… I could TOTALLY do it myself… because I’m a middle-aged, grown man with a mortgage… but I’ll let you do it.”

The 55-year-old year woman said,
“Oh… no… I’M not the one who installs it… we have installers that will.”

For some reason, that made me feel better for two reasons:

  1. A 55-year-old lady wasn’t going to show me up.
  2. It takes TWO installers to successfully accomplish what I could’ve failed all by myself.

Just a simple numbers problem for me.
Not a skill, strength, or wisdom issue.

The Installation Experience

The installers came, and I timed them to see how much faster I could’ve done it myself.
It took them 7 minutes and 47 seconds to install the microwave and have it up and running.

😬

$150 was well worth it and translates to something like $1,000 an hour.

If I’m being honest with myself (and you), that probably would’ve taken me 2 days.
I would’ve drilled 17 incorrect holes, and the microwave would’ve worked, but it definitely would NOT have been level, and it probably would’ve just fallen off three days later.

Plus, the whole being hurt, Caitlin leaving me, and the kids being embarrassed to be with their dad in public thing.
But hey… we can microwave French toast sticks now…

And Caitlin hasn’t left me.

And the kids won’t know the truth about their dad for at least another day.

Wisdom

I don’t know where I get it. Probably my dad, who got it from his dad… but there’s a part of me that feels like I can do anything, and why should I pay someone else to do something I’m fully capable of doing.

As I’ve gotten older, I am learning that just because I CAN do something, doesn’t mean I SHOULD do something. There are people who have much more experience, and are much more skilled at many tasks where my family and I are better off letting them take care of it, rather than me doing something stupid.

That doesn’t mean I don’t like to try and figure it out for myself, but when it involves being able to keep my wife and kids fed, or making dishes easier to clean, or allowing us to have clean, dry clothes… it’s okay to let others help.

I hope you have an amazing July.
Stay cool… it’s getting hot!
Stay safe… fireworks are fun, and dangerous.

Please know how much I appreciate you and your support.

Until next month…

Erik